Well, let me tell all you fupa-wearing chode smugglers out there why. The “Mighty F” is the best company in the world. We have the best riders with the best stez. Everyone who works there is cool! Josh Beagle and Tod Swank are rad, and they take good care of their guys. Foundation has always been a team I wanted to be on. Brad Staba and B.A. Brian Anderson used to live by me, so I idolized them. Brad would sell me his F boards and give me free shirts and stickers. So that’s always made me like Foundation, and I knew I wanted to ride for them one day. And now that I do, I couldn’t be happier. F rocks the Casbah, and all you people out there do yourselves a favor and buy some F today!
8. I know you entered contests as an amateur, do you think you’ll continue to enter them after you turn pro?
Yeah, yeah, contests are fun, and they can get you a lot of scrilla if you do good. Plus, you get to travel the world just to enter a contest, and that’s fine with me. If you win, you can choose any of the chicks you want from the stadium.
9. If you were in a band, would you be a lead singer, guitarist, drummer, or bassist? Why?
Probably the bass pler. I have a bass, and it’s rad to rock out on those things. Bassists are the coolest ones in the band-they get all the chicks. It’s the easiest instrument to play, and Dee Dee Ramone played bass.
12. What’s the one place on Earth where you’d like to travel, and why?
Let me try to think of somewhere that has lots of hot chicks, red meat, skate spots, and good weather. So, umm, I hear Australia is a good place. And New Zealand. I’ll go anywhere Foundation wants to send me. I guess I want to go to Australia most of all-they speak English, so that’s a bonus.
15. What skateboarder has had the most influence on you and what you do on a skateboard?
There are a few different guys who have helped me grow and have influenced me. Jamie (Thomas) has been a big influence to me, he’s a good friend. I used to idolize his skateboarding and do things he did. After I met him, he helped me out with advice and other stuff that’s made me change for the better. He’s a harsh guy, but I like him. Other people have influenced my skating, also, like Ethan Fowler and Heath Kirchart.
17. You find a magic lamp, rub it, and a genie floats above your head and tells you he’s giving you three wishes. What would they be?
What, three wishes? Let me think. I’d take some hot chicks who like to be naked all the time and who want to cook for me and do all my work-that’d be swell. Number two, I’d get an unlimited supply of steaks, burgers, candy, cookies, and all of the other good things I like. My next wish, I’d tell the genie I want three more wishes so I could get more good thingamajigs.
